First off, let's go over technicals. You can't be immersed in Methico from your dinky little phone, so minting an MX Bill is a desktop-only experience. So what are you waiting for? Maximize your screen now, you dork.

Next up, turn your volume to 11. Your neighbors should be able to hear you tinkering with the Print-O-Matic. It really adds to the enjoyment, so even if you're in the fiat mines, bust out those headphones so you don't get fired.

You'll need your keyboard and mouse to print your money, so if you only have one or the other, then what is wrong with you in the first place?

Practice buying a primate or feline if this is your first time purchasing a Cardano NFT. Printing an MX Bill is going to confuse the fuck out of you, and you don't need the extra stress.

Ensure your wallet has enough ADA to purchase an MX Bill. We don't know how much, just have enough, damn it. It can be in any wallet; it doesn't have to be the wallet with your Old Money NFTs.

But seriously, take your time with this. Enjoy yourself. You deserve it. You can only mint another MX Bill once you fully complete the journey anyways.

Spark one up, pour a glass, and relish this experience presented by Hoodro Wilson and Richard Trixson.

Mfers will Prosper.

PS: Don't bother the Cabinet with any problems with this shit. Send complaints to noonegivesafuck@oldmoney.io