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Rules of the Promises Mint

Only send ADA to an
address on this website

NFTs delivered automatically

multiple nfts per address

Don't paper hand these

We (usually) deliver

refunds automatically

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you get confirmation

Never send from an Exchange

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Don't use Browser Extensions

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Discord with any issues

on sale since market sucks

MINt as many as you want

Store NFTS in cold wallet

please don't get scammed

stop your fomo and buy

Only send ADA to an
address on this website

NFT delivered automatically

One NFT per address

Will refund automatically

Send the transaction ID
if you need any support

Keep this page open until
you get confirmation

Never send from an Exchange

Double check the policy
if you buy elsewhere

Talk to our Cabinet on
Discord with any issues

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or Browser Extensions

Discord Reservation System

Drop Statistics

There are 0 Mfers waiting in line to get one of the Campaign Materials

NFTs free: 0

NFTs reserved: 0

NFTs remaining: 0

NFTs sold: 0

Total NFTs: 0

NFTs on policy: 0

One policy for all
Campaign Materials

If you're wondering what the policy ID is for each NFT then you're thinking about it all wrong Mfer...

Our Campaign Materials are minted under the exact same policy courtesy of our lazy ass administration.

This is the only policy ID, just in case you need it:
2aec93fa65aaedaf2fc0aa46c3ace89c0c8e091ed5f39b8f8127e664

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biggest dumbheads

Before the drop, get your own Cardano wallet like (Yoroi or Nami) and have more than enough ADA.

On this exact page, you can connect your Discord account and reserve your NFT when it's on sale.

It will tell you exactly how much ADA to send to the address given. Only one transaction per address.

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If you aren't following Hoodro Wilson, Richard Trixson, and horny sanderz on Twitter then wtf are you even doing.

Join our Discord, become a degenerate Mfer., and chop it up on whatever the constituents want.

BROWSE ALL OF HOODRO'S CAMPAIGN MATERIALS

Show your allegiance with Campaign Materials

VOL LXI - NOV 1ST, 2021 - HOODRO TO ANNOUNCE FUCKERY

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VOL LXII - NOV 5TH, 2021 - SEC CHAIR LOSES IT

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Sound Money First - Nov 11th, 2021 - Vote Hoodro

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VOL LXIII - NOV 13TH, 2021 - OLD MONEY READY

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Hoodro's Mug - Nov 18th, 2021 - He Fucks!

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VOL LXIV - NOV 23RD, 2021 - HOODRO HACKS LXIII DROP

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Campaign Button - Dec 2nd, 2021 - Wilson for President

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VOL LXV - JAN 24TH, 2022 - TRIX UP TO NO GOOD

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VOL LXVI - MAR 15TH, 2022 - TRIX LEADS!

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Headshot Headband - MAR 29th, 2022 - Support the Coup

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Horny Pimp Kit - APR 28th, 2022 - Free meth for all

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VOL LXVII - MAY 26TH, 2022 - FUCKERY IN THE AIR!

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Promises - July 5th, 2022 - Pledge Your Allegiance

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VOL LXVIII - SEP 5TH, 2022 - LA ALFOMBRA!

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Sound Money First - Nov 11th, 2021 - Vote Hoodro

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Hoodro's Mug - Nov 18th, 2021 - He Fucks!

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Campaign Button - Dec 2nd, 2021 - Wilson for President

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Headshot Headband - MAR 29th, 2022 - Support the Coup

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Horny Pimp Kit - APR 28th, 2022 - Free meth for all

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Promises - July 5th, 2022 - Pledge Your Allegiance

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Watch every variation of Headshot Headband

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OHFUCKOFF - 75 Total
69-DN - 25 Total
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