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The Election 2022: Give a FUCK

Who will become the next leader of Yew Nork and bring prosperity to Mfers around the world? The choice is yours to make, that is, if you give a FUCK.

Get started with giving a fuck

Our sophisticated voting system needs to validate who is giving a FUCKs during The Election. Connect your Discord or Twitter and prove you're a real citizen of Yew Nork to give a FUCK.
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Study up using our FAQ before you give a FUCK.

Try one more time Mfer

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PICK the candidate to vote for

There isn't a clear winner as each Candidate is equally dreadful. If you're into Art, Technology, or Meth, then the choice should be a little easier. If anything, vote for the Candidate who is going pump all of our bags.
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Study up using our FAQ before you give a FUCK.

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Trixson

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Boost the weight of your vote

Our Election system is fair but complex, confusing yet simple, deceptive while wide-open, and is blockchain fuckery at its finest. Use Campaign Materials to add extra votes to your FUCK. Get an extra boost for using matching Materials for the Candidate you're voting for.
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Reconsider your Candidate choice.

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Voting for:

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Boost with campaign materials:

Hoodro
Wilson

HOOD

100 Campaign Materials owned
90 available to boost your vote

Richard
Trixson

TRIX

100 Campaign Materials owned
0 available to boost your vote

Horny
Sandurz

HORN

100 Campaign Materials owned
0 available to boost your vote

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Which boost do you want to use

Pick one of the options to boost your FUCK with extra votes. Remember, using Campaign Materials that match the Candidate you give a FUCK about will give you the maximum bonus. Wheel and deal to propser.
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Go back and choose which Campaign Materials to use.

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Voting for:

Hoodro
Wilson

1 FUCK given

Boosting with:

Hoodro
Wilson

90 available to boost your vote

Boost with campaign materials:

3
Votes

Uses 1 Material
+0 bonus votes

20
Votes

Uses 5 Materials
+5 bonus votes

40
Votes

Uses 10 Materials
+10 bonus votes

75
Votes

Uses 20 Materials
+15 bonus votes

120
Votes

Uses 30 Materials
+30 bonus votes

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Are you Sure?

This is your last chance to back out. Are you sure about your Candidate choice? Did you make the smartest choice with applying your Campaign Materials? If you're really confused about it all then it's working.
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Go back and start over.

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Voting for:

Hoodro
Wilson

1 FUCK given

Boosting with:

Hoodro
Wilson

90 Materials available

Minting series:

20
Votes

10 Materials used

LOCK IN YOUR VOTe:

Clicking this will make an irreversible change, forever use your Campaign Materials, and officially declare you give a FUCK.

Giving a FUCK simulation complete, minting opening very soon. Stay vigilant Mfers.

GIVE a FUCK & MINT YOUR FUCK

The Election starts soon

Everyone is waiting in anticipation for their opportunity to give a FUCK. In order to validate who is the one giving the FUCK, connect your Discord or Twitter account.
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Read about The Election logistics in our FAQ.

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Wilson

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Trixson

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Sandurz

HORN

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GiVE a fuck & get your fuck now

Pay up and get your FUCK delivered to you with your Candidate and Votes on-chain in the metadata. Be sure to try and figure out all the unique aspects of the FUCKs since there are thousands upon thousands.
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Voting for:

Hoodro
Wilson

1 FUCK given

Boosting with:

Hoodro
Wilson

90 Materials available

Minting series:

20
Votes

10 Materials used

Mint your fuck NOW

Good luck Mfer. Hope the chain isn't overloaded, you have enough ADA, and the Candidates don't rug.

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The Election has ended

FOMO is kicking in. Too bad, so sad Mfer. You missed your chance to give a FUCK. You could go get someone else's FUCK off of the secondary market but is it really the same?
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The Election has ended

FOMO is kicking in. Too bad, so sad Mfer. You missed your chance to give a FUCK. You could go get someone else's FUCK off of the secondary market but is it really the same?
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FAQ

Mfers want all the answers spoon-fed to them on how The Election will work. If you read this FAQ and you're still confused on how you can give a FUCK, then go complain in our Discord, otherwise ngmi.

Browse all the commonly asked questions/answers.

I'm already pretty confused about everything, so let's start with the basics; what's the point of The Election?
We're letting Mfers take control of our inflationary tale & therefore impact the future prosperity of all citizens in Yew Nork.
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I'm even more perplexed. What the heck are you talking about?
How about this? You can mint a brand new Old Money NFT!
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Now we're talking my language! I can't wait to have a new animal PFP to flex on Twitter.
Oh geez, this NFT does come with a PFP, so you can brag online if you would like, but that's not the point.
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I get it; this is a utility-based NFT. So what do I get for minting? Profit sharing of a new secondary marketplace?! Airdropped thousands of tokens? Access to a club halfway around the world?
Wow, I can tell you're a true NFT degen. I'm sorry that none of those things will happen if you give a FUCK.